Ah, the river Vistula. One of Warsaw's most beautiful sights, and the perfect spot for a cultured cruise with the chaps... Oh, and there's a lady taking her clothes off too. You're welcome!
The Vistula runs right through the middle of Warsaw, making it an ideal option for getting in some epic sightseeing on your stag weekend - and we're not just talking about the lovely lady bits you'll be looking at, courtesy of a high-class stripper. Some of the most impressive landmarks in the city are situated within easy spotting distance of the banks of the Vistula, including the Old Town and the Castle. Raise a glass to the groom, the stripper, and the sights. They're worth it.
There's no bar on board your river boat, but you can bring your own alcohol. We recommend at least one bottle of bubbly - after all, you're sharing your pleasure cruise with a naked lady. The least you can do is offer her a glass of champagne...
The river cruise is available throughout Warsaw's tourist season (April-October). So no, you don't get to see the stripper with her headlights on full beam. But you do get to enjoy Poland's best weather while you take in the vistas, inside and out. Make sure you charge your phones before you set off, and prepare for epic selfies. Also pictures of the groom being abused by a stone hottie with very naked breasts. Awesome.
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