A Newcastle stag do calls for something football-related. But what? 5-a-side? Meh, play it all the time. Bubble football? Did it last season. If you want something amazing, beer goggle football is it. Wearing beer goggles that mess with your vision; you will get on the pitch and play the game...like you've been drinking Brown Dog all day. We've got a bunch of fun games and tasks for you: cone drills, penalty kicks, and much more. All you have to do is get your brain to play ball when your eyes are deceiving you. Oh, and you've got your wibbly wobbly team 'mates' to contend with as well. To say they're a liability would be an understatement!
Your foot will fail to connect with the ball. A lot. Almost as if you were drunk...
You will crash into each other. Clear shots at goal will be missed. Tragically. Cones will be tripped over. Strikes will be more like staggers. You'll be laughing so hard you have to go and lie down on the pitch for a bit. It will be like that bit at the end of Shaun of the Dead when all the zombies are on game shows. You'll literally be stumbling around like the undead and it will be utterly brilliant.
Come on! What else are you gonna do after a big night out on the Toon? This is something you can realistically do when you're hungover as all hell. A great choice for a Newcastle stag do, this will be a big hit with everyone.
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