Girls think you stop watching porn and having a cheeky tug when in a relationship? How wrong they are. So how long do we Brits last "on site" compared to lads across the globe? It's a question nobody even thought of asking, but Pornhub has found out anyway.
Data shared by the free porn giant shows the top 20 countries who visit the site, the biggest searched terms and (most importantly) the amount of time spent per visit.
We are a solid second to America in terms of traffic going to the site, which I know we can do better at. Come on lads, you're all a bunch of dirty feckers, so prove it!
The next graph shows the amount of time each country lasts per visit and by logical extension, how long we all take to jack it. Take away two minutes to search for the best video, and skip across the video timeline to find the filthiest bit'don't lie, we all do it.
Sucks to be Cuban right now! Love your cigars, but they last longer than you do. We've got a good grasp on the league table (whey), but there's plenty above us that we can definitely smash next year. We can't let America beat us.
Lastly, the most searched terms (you bunch of filthy perves).
If the big movers and shakers on this chart are anything to go by, many lads were a little too heavily influenced by the incest in Game of Thrones! With'step mom and son' climbing 71 places, I'm a little nervous for you lot.
But one thing's clear, we're all still fans of watching some girl-on-girl action. Here's to rising through the ranks (whey) in 2016!
Date Posted: Thursday 7th January 2016
Author: Jason England