The best thing to hit Blackpool. Full stop. Yeah, you can do the Big One at the Pleasure Beach and check out the SkyWalk at the Tower but if you want a Blackpool stag that's better than just standard, you need something properly bonkers in there. Like beer goggle football. Imagine playing football and variation games while hammered. Imagine no more. When you lot put our 'special' goggles on, you'll be weaving round the pitch like a hen party after one too many Porn Star Martini pitchers.
Big laughs. Banter. So many fails! You'll be laughing so hard you'll barely be able to kick the ball. Fortunately, you won't have to worry about organising any games because the instructor will take care of business. You'll get a bit of time to acclimatise to wearing the goggles but not too much because that would take the fun out of it. The instructor will get you all involved in a bunch of football games and exercises that will bring out your inner buffoon. See if you can smash cone drills and penalty kicks when the whole world looks and feels really damn weird.
This is a lads' activity through and through. It's dumb, funny, banter-heavy, sort of sporty and a bit competitive. If you want something utterly ridiculous for a Blackpool stag, beer goggle football is the way forward. Well, backwards really. That's the beauty of it; no one needs to be even remotely talented. Doesn't matter if you can't tackle for toffee. No one else will be able to either.
Lace up your trainers, get on the pitch and be lame!
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